There is a shadowy group whose ability far outweigh what the non existent ninjas can do. These people have infiltrated every hotel room in the civilised West. They have gained entry and left something behind, and yet no one has raised any alarm at this.

So who are these people, and what is their motive I hear you ask? The Gideons, they leave a bible in every hotel room, every youth hostel and yet no one has ever seen a Gideon, no one can even describe one in any reliable way.

What does this tell you?

Not much really, if I am honest.